Flyer Fans and Their Weird Obsession with Crosby Sucking

Recently, a young Pens fan asked me an intriguing question:

"On Thursday, will Flyer Fans still chant 'Crosby sucks!', even though he's not playing?"

"Yes," I said. Of course they will. Any gullible child or a smart monkey can be trained to remember two

auto-erotic, xenophobic, semi-homo words. I

t's all Flyer fans got these days kid." (see photo---->)

"But why don't they cheer for their team," he insisted, "Why do they want Crosby to suck?"

"That's a question you'll have to ask Mike Richards and Pierre McGuire," I laughed, "but I'll tell you about the accursed Flyer fan. "Taught to recite the words, '

Crosby sucks!'

at birth, young Flyer fans, weaned from their mother's teat at the plump age of fifteen are sent out on their own. For the rest of their lives these poor bastards will be subject to incalculable loss and humiliation beyond which any Pens fan has ever experienced."

This author believes that the Flyers, as well as their fans will soon remember whose division they're playing in.

Prediction: Thurs. 4-24-11

Pens : 4

@Flyers: 2 (F)